Saturday, November 26, 2011

Hallowfriggenween

There, this beast is done. I told you it was gonna be huge, and look - so it is. By the way, I helped with the decorating this year. Those gold stars were my contribution. One of my favorite parts of Halloween is the mini pumkins. No the green and orange one there; the really really tiny ones.

We use them for everything.

They even smell nice, like cinnamon and cider and caramel and all sorts of holiday delicious things. *inhale* Mmm, mini pumpkins.

Cutting out those stars took about a million years, but it was worth it cuz we're recycling them to go with the Christmas decorations.

I love that bottle with the weird pickled vegetables in it. When I have my own house, I will have an entire Halloween cabinet full of nothing but bottles and jars full of nasty pickled things. And also finger bones and suchlike.

The bigger stars were even harder to cut than the little ones, but I think they look nice in the sunlight.

As my mom pointed out, that particular display looks more like Christmas than Halloween. Whatever, they're multipurpose.

My fingers looked like this after cutting them. Gold glitter paint everywhere.

When we decorate for Halloween, I get all the cheesy stuff for my room. No one else wants a bright orange owl that lights up when you plug it in.

I love this guy. He's so squishy.

My attempt at all-natural decor.

Funniest thing: my dog is terrified of this stuffed owl puppet. He thinks it's going to kill him any minute. He keeps staring at it, motionless, for several minutes at a time, followed by a deafening storm of barking and flailing, followed by a desperate last-ditch attempt to yank it down off the bench in an effort to kill it before it kills him. I threw it at him the other day, and he hightailed it out of my room like the devil was after him. I couldn't feel bad because I was busy laughing so hard.

I don't remember why we had roses, but when they started dying, I hung them upside down to dry. They turned out very nice; held their shape perfectly.





LEAVES! I love them so.

Specially when they change color, you know.

Yay!

*buries face in*


There are such striking sunsets in the fall and winter. Love. Kay, now costumes. This was the Monday before Halloween.

I am quite clearly a gypsy. I think this year's gypsy costume is way better than the one I wore last year. Those jingly things around my waist are literally the best thing ever. The vest, I borrowed from my mother. I don't like it on her, but I like it on me. Maybe because I wear it with light blouses, and she wears it with turtlenecks. Maybe I just hate turtlenecks. That must be it.







By the way, I took all these pictures myself. Yay timer!

Tuesday I was a post-apocalyptic scavenger. This one still needs work, I think. Actually, what it mostly needed was lots of dirt scrubbed all over everything, and some burnt edges, and a large weapon of some sort. But I only had so much to work with, and I had to follow the school dress code, so no.

You can't really see it in any of the pictures, but I made a string of random bits of metal to hang from my belt. It was partly to dress up the costume and partly me trying out a concept I'd thought of for a story (which almost worked; gotta experiment with it more. I'll explain all that later.)

Found those ski goggles in the closet. They make everything more better.

Wednesday I was going to wear my Andra costume again, but it was a little chilly outside, so that's why I have on the long-sleeve shirt under the tunic. And look, there's my new dagger!


Shiny, right? I didn't wear it to school, obviously, but I did wear the sheath.

And I wore my ears, because I figured dressing up as a generic elf character might fly better with the people at school, none of whom know who Andra is (and I didn't feel like explaining twenty billion times throughout the day.) So I got asked a lot if I was supposed to be Link. And I was like, "No. Not even Sexy Jutsu Link, because I'm clearly not wearing a hat. Duh." Although the colors are almost exactly the same as Link, now that I look at it. Oh well.

I actually did braid my hair this time, though! I think I've finally struck upon a method of pulling the front of it away from my face like Andra does without using insane amounts of hair spray. Not that you can tell any of that from this picture, but whatever.

Thursday I was a vampire hunter. I wanted some leather armor to go over it, but had none on hand and no time to make/acquire any, so no.

Nor did I have a proper stake or any other kind of awesome weapon, because they don't allow weapons at school. I ran into this problem with nearly every one of my costumes. Snarl.

In that pouch on my back are several whole cloves of garlic. I have two little bags of powdered silver hanging from my belt, as well as a high-powered flashlight and night vision goggles, visible in the first photo. Not visible anywhere, because they're in my pockets, are my vials of holy water. Just hand me a massive crossbow and I'm set.

That's all the crosses I own. Too bad; I wanted about sixty more, to hang randomly on my person.

Then I wore a Halloween Fairy costume on Friday, but we went straight to a piano lesson and I had to change so there's no pictures! I am quite sad. It was a freaking awesome costume. There were striped stockings involved. Anyway, on Halloween proper we went trick-or-treating with Brenticus and his sibs, and for that I was a steampunk pirate.

It was basically the same costume I wore at the OYAN workshop, but I picked up this precious hat at the costume store to go with it, and also a sword. Because I can't ever go in there without buying a weapon of some sort.



Said beasty sword. It has a little bit of a Prince of Persia vibe, but we're ignoring that right now.

I've had these gloves for ages, and they finally got too small, so I just chopped the ends off the fingers and made hobogloves. Problem solved.

Oh, and these were sitting there, so I took pics. There was a tutorial on A Fanciful Twist detailing the creating of these brilliant fabric bangles. The author said they were addictive, and she was right. You can't just make one.

There's a Halloween one I did. (And my Allomantic vials/holy water in the background there.)

This one I made for my mom.



But yeah, trick-or-treating was a blast, even though I felt really bad taking people's candy, being an adult and all that, but Brenticus reasoned that I probably wouldn't ever get the chance to do it again after this year, so why turn down free candy? Good point. He dressed up as Mat
from the Wheel of Time series, the first book of which I'm reading right now, and all evening we were tripping repeatedly over his gigantic spear. His brother was an Alloy of Law Allomancer, complete with mistcoat and very fetching hat (can't wait to get ahold of that book, Sanderson yaay), and his sister was a stylish ninja. My bro and his cohort were both League of Legends characters. Where's the fun in that, I ask you? Nobody had any idea who they were supposed to be. Halfway through the night, my bro switched to Ringwraith because that's what everyone said he looked like, so after a while he just went with it.


*drops down dead* Now I gotta study for my massive frightening Spanish final. It's gonna be bad. I am legitimately terrified.


Commander Kip

"Do something with your other hand. Touch your partner. Touch yourself - wait -"

Normal is overrated!





Wednesday, November 23, 2011

stuff that needs addressing



I have a whole pile of posts I'd like to do, and I'm writing 'em down so I don't forget any. The list goes thusly:


(1. Ravioli fail - this would probably end up on the Epic Fail blog.


(2. Halloween! AT LONG LAST, yeesh.


(3. Andra's new and shiny leg brace.


(4. Hyperbole and a Half.


(5. Our plan to save the WORLD.


(6. My mother's M16 skills.


(7. Books - I wish I had time to read them.


(8. The vamp team.


(9. Erimon Hill revisions - vaguely related to the aforementioned leg brace.


(10. Self-image!


(11. Modern Warfare 3, and my gamer-rage experiences at school.


(12. Maybe some artwork even. I still do that art thing on occassion, you know.


Unfortunately, I have these college apps all due on December first, and I'll be scrambling to get those in on time, so I dunno how much of that list is gonna be dealt with anytime in the near future. I'll try - no promises - to do at least one of those over break, probably the Halloween one, but it'll depend on my abiliy to write essays quickly. Snort. Yeah, anyway.


Boring post is boring. Sorry, y'all.


Commander Kip

Warning: Will Betray Family for Turkish Delight.

Normal is overrated!




Saturday, November 19, 2011

oh mah gawd

Best part of Breaking Dawn: the Hunger Games trailer!


FREAKING OUT ZOMG YOU HAVE NO IDEA. And I like that they didn't make Katniss too pretty. Good for them. Oh, what about Breaking Dawn, you say? Eh, whatever. HUNGER GAMES!! Now I feel like I gotta read all the books again. SO GOOOOOOOD...

Real post coming soon... maybe? For now - back to college apps. *facedesk*

Commander Kip
"Hey! I'M TALKIN' ATCHYOU!"
Normal is overrated!

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

late and remiss

Sorry I died for the last part of October. College stuff jumped out and smacked me in the face, and I had to deal with it or get buried. I'm still hideously buried, by the way, so don't expect to see much of me for a while. Except maybe the tip of my nose poking out of a huge stack of application papers or something, I dunno. I am seriously stressing, guys. I don't think I've stressed this bad since the AP History test last year. Gah. I don't handle stress well. I'm gonna make myself sick or something.

Happy late Halloween and things. Here, have some silly. You're welcome. I took pics of almost all my costumes this year - oh, the cleverness etc. - but I have no idea when I'll get around to posting them. We'll see. You might still be seeing Halloween posts until like mid-December this year. Be ye warnéd and all that. Yeah, I learned the accent marks, finally. Thank you AP Español 6.

Some newsy bits and bobs: I decided, very very last minute, to do the Young Artist piano competition this year, just for kicks and perhaps cash, eheheh, something. And as it turned out, I ended up winning the blasted thing. Along with like SEVEN FREAKING HUNDRED DOLLARS WUT. So that was cool. Now I haz spending money for my firstest year of college, yay, and so on.

Also, very important, I watched Ghostbusters with my dad the other night, and it was freaking hilarious. The CGI, oh, I must have cracked a rib with my hysterical laughter. SO funny. Quite possibly the worst low-budget CGI effects I have ever seen. SO FUNNY.

Off to do productive crap now. Later, peeps.

Commander Kip
"So, Macbeth witches: you don't mess with those chicks. They will mess you UP."
Normal is overrated!

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

I wanna scare myself

I watch this movie with my brother every year, mostly for the sole purpose of hearing this song.



It's a tradition at our house. We watch Pooh movies for every holiday. It doesn't seem like that holiday until we do.

And I also need to get the bro to watch Labyrinth with me, even though he'll hate most of it, just so I can show him David Bowie and his criminally tight pants. It's frightening, I tell you.

For those of you who celebrate Halloween, what do you guys do to get in the mood? Got any interesting/creepy/downright odd traditions you'd like to share? Please, indulge me.

Gonna go make some pumkin bread naow.

Commander Kip
"Are you wearing... suspenders?"
Normal is overrated!

Monday, October 17, 2011

still obsessin'

over Titan A.E., obviously enough. I love that clip of Cale with the welding goggles; it's literally the most adorable thing ever. Too bad the stupid clip's only like five seconds long. Also, still lovin' this right here:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BcI8BHIcpU&feature=autoplay&list=PLDE7B1377D2E92344&lf=plpp&playnext=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcCmtifO0U4&feature=BFa&list=PLDE7B1377D2E92344&lf=plpp

Hm, I guess they're kinda similar. Whatever, I love this stuff.

I have some pics on my camera I wanted to show you, but haven't had the time to retrieve them as of yet. *gusty sigh* In other news, we picked up copies of Frankenstein in English class today! Guess who's excited?

My goodness, you guys, I love Halloween so very much. Which is partially why I'm really enjoying A Fanciful Twist right now. So much pretty. I basically spent my three-day weekend reading the archives of this thing. SO. PRETTY.

Also, I'm in a little bit of agony right now, because we were at Barnes & Noble on Thursday, and I had Daughter of Smoke and Bone in my actual hands, but my mom wouldn't buy it for me yet because her educator discount didn't start until the weekend. Oh, the agony. I think my soul died a little. Anyway, I'm hounding her to go back and get it now. Like, right now.

I watched Jane Eyre with my mommy this weekend, by the way. It was the 1996 version, I believe, the one with William Hurt in it. I thought it was alright. But short. Two hours. They had to leave out a bunch of stuff. *sad* My god, that first kiss though... I melt just thinking about it. Gah.

So there's your obligatory explosion of Kippy love. Have a nice day.

Oh, and also, I changed my blog header. Isn't it nearly legible and everything?

Commander Kip
"Why have we never had this problem before?" "Well, because - yes, we have."
Normal is overrated!

Sunday, October 9, 2011

gypsy awesomeness

Gaaah, this is so pretteh!

http://afancifultwist.typepad.com/a_fanciful_twist/2011/09/gypsy-life-gypsy-dreams.html

Go look at it! Go! Go!

Everything on that blog is so so pretteh. *sigh*

Commander Kip
"I happen to be humanity's last great hope." "I weep for the species."
Normal is overrated!

Saturday, October 8, 2011

doodle trade

I drew this Rennaisance chick for a gal in English class. In exchange, she drew me a chick in a fluffy skirt. Now everybody's happy.

Just finished watching the last hour of Titan A.E. after seeing the first half hour like a month ago. Whatevz. I do enjoy me some major animated scifi cheeze. It was delicious. Swishy spaceships and explosions make my day. Also, almost everybody in that movie gets shot at LEAST once. There's even blood sometimes. *happyplace* And guess what I discovered? Joss Whedon was one of the screenwriters. WUT. No wonder it was awesome - roughly the same cheeze factor as Buffy, except with awkwardly drawn cartoon people, predictable quips, and terrible rock music. In space. I LOVED IT SO MUCH. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcnF1ioaBr4&feature=related I badly wanna go write a cheesy space novel now. Keepin' the dream alive!

Hmm. Rereading that paragraph, I notice that I have a thing for awful cheesy movies.

Um, yay.

Sorry, everybody, I had a tough week homework-wise, plus first choir concert of the year and last-minute piano performance, and my brain is still in a bazillion pieces from all those crapses. It needs another defrag, methinks. Phaw. At least some of that stuff is off my plate now. Fun to see Arin and Pippin at the piano recital! *tackleglomp*

I think I have some other doodles from school I still haven't scanned, but I'm not sure when I'll get around to it. Eventually, I guess. Maybe.

Whoops, there I go, drooling on the keyboard again. I should probably go get some sleep or something.

Commander Kip
An intelligent guard. Wasn't expecting that.
Normal is overrated!

Sunday, October 2, 2011

Der Vater

Hier ist Robin, der Vater von Kip.
Now I would like to add a couple of pictures.
Here goes.
Here is alcante

Here is an eight note.