Happy Belated Valentine's Day!

Hey everybody, happy belated Singles Awareness Day! (I got that from our NEW READER YAY!!! Hey girl.)

Mm-kay. I had no idea what label to put these under, since I never draw in marker, but anyway, there's the 2009 Valentine-a-la-Kipin for you. (Gaah, stupid format!) For the record, the design is actually not mine; if you go to Cafepress and look at all the funny Twilight buttons, you might see that heart symbol thing on some of them, along with the words "la tua cantante" or however you spell it. So yeah, it's copyright of whoever thought it up (not me.)

And this one has a story to it, lol. I was up really late the night before the Valentine party at school, and I was too wide-awake to sleep, so I was putting my energy to creative use and getting all my valentines done (yes, I more or less mass-produced my own this year.) So I got 'em done, and still wasn't tired, and I had an extra sheet of paper sitting on my desk, so I turned it into an Epic Valentine for a few of the guys at school. Really, it was less of a Valentine and more of an April Fool's prank, but I was laughing so hard when I wrote it, omg... gaah, it was so funny! The picture there is the front, and now I am wishing that I had taken one of the inside too, but I didn't, so I hope I can remember what it said. The front just said 'to the boys, from the girls', and then you open it up and there's a list of the boys that it's to, and under that, a list of instructions, and under that, an envelope. The instructions were something like, "Before you run away screaming, read the following: One, do not run away screaming. Two, read all the rules before you open the envelope. Three, do not give me that look, or I will smite you. Yes, that look, the one that says 'what the heck' all over it. Do not give it to me. Do not. I do not want it." Under that, it said "Okay, open the envelope! Do it now! *evil cackle*". Then, on the outside of the envelope, there was a notice that said "read everything before you open the envelope", etc. etc. THEN (and this is the best part) inside the envelope was one piece of chocolate and a notecard that said, "As you may have noticed, there is only ONE piece of chocolate in here, which means... you have to FIGHT over it! MUAHAHAHAAA!!!" Oh. Em. Jee. It was SO FUNNY! They did fight over it too, except it wasn't a very long fight, because one guy saw the chocolate and immediately snatched it out, so by the time they had read the notecard, he knew to run away, but there was a brief smackfight first, yay! And my school friends said I was a genius. So there you have it. Epic Valentine. Lol.

Commander Kip the Still Obsessed

That was deliberate, that was deliberate!

Normal is overrated!

The IUW: The End/Beginning

Good Day to you, my dear fellows and fellowesses! Yes, it's a word, for I declare it so!
We just finished the first epic chapter of the Chronicals of the Great and Wonderful IUW, and there was much awesome epicness all the way 'round, so since Titi isn't in there anymuir, I wanted you guys to see her before she retired. Go to the Picnic Club link and read everything in the IUW thread. Warning: EPICNESS ABOUNDS!!! BWAHAHAAA!!! Ahem. This is Wyrm and Wyvern, my didrake, or two-headed dragon. Ain't 'e preshus? Those are just his heads, not the rest of his body, the one on the left is Wyvern, and the other one, the one that looks like it's about to bite someone's head off, that one's Wyrm. He's the hothead of the two. The other things on the page are their legs, BTW. This guy is the Guardian of the Cave of Spontaneously Combustible Materials (or CoSCM, for short.) They can break the Rules and leave though... they have to hunt, after all. I mean, HE has to hunt. Blast it all! I always forget about the singular!

Hmm. Doesn't work too well not to have a layout. This pic here is Titaniara, my li'l Disney-ripoff fairy. Her ears are wonky. My favorite little coffeetarian. Catchphrase: 'COFFEEEEEEEEEE...'

And these are Lloyd Harvey the Troll (also known as LHtT) and Super Power Ninja Gerbil Alpha (also known as SPNGA, or Spenga.) LHtT is the Lair Guardian, which means he can't leave the Lair, and the SPNGs are Roving Guardians, which means they can go wherever but default to the Playground. L-O-Flippin'-L. They crack me up, the Ninja Gerbils do.

Okay, so now we've started Chapter Two, and already we have a problem. I think my character Flavius has fallen in love with Anne of Green Gables... and they're not even in the same story! Oops. Lol. And there's this massive tree called Elayssiabraumunorulagrum (otherwise known as Elayssia, or just Ely) that's sucking the life out of the South, which is now the Bleached Lands. Bwahahaa, phear her. So we have to get rid of her now. Somehow.

Magick Ink

Oh, the horrah! *dies* Kipin hasn't posted since January 29!!! That's more than a week ago! Sorry, everybody!

Okay, this pic really has nothing to do with anything, but I had it sitting in my art file, so here you go. I drew it a long time ago, but it's acceptable, due to the fact that there are no people in it, and I am rather fond of it still. The words in the background are just short paragraphs from books, designed to make the pic look cool. I had just drawn the magic ink and the quill to begin with, but they looked rather boring there in the middle of the page all by themselves, so I added a 'background' to liven things up a bit. And yes, I realize that I spelled 'Magic' incorrectly in the pic, and I assure you, it was deliberate. *laughs* Everybody go watch the LOtR movies if you want to get the joke. I just saw them last weekend and they were amazing!

So sorry, I've been busy and under the weather and working on two new fanfics, so please excuse the lack of Savvy lately. I swear I'll write Part 5 soon!

Commander Kip the Obsessor

My Precioussss...

Normal is overrated!

Muches of Random Stuffs

Hai thare, guys! Kipin has lotsa drawings she could show you, but since it's Wednesday morning and she's already posted today, you get a newsflash or two instead.

Interesting bit of news the first: KIPIN HAS HER OWN COMPUTER!!! GAAAAAAAAH!!! *incoherent sounds of glee* My gosh, Kipin's been wanting her own computer ever since the other one got all virusy and infected and slow and error messages every other second. *bites* Rawr! But then I bought my daddy's old one from him at a discount price, and it's so speeedy! *loud obnoxious squeeing commences* So anyway, that's good.

Interesting bit of news the next: Umm... umm... dash it all, I had one a second ago! What was it again... hmm... maybe if I sit here and type whatever comes into my head for a few minutes I'll remember... *wracks brain* Grr, what WAS it? Gaah, I hate it when that happens! I had so many things to tell y'all and - OH YEAH! That's it: I finally wrote more of my Teen Titans fanfic, after letting it fester away in a corner for like six months. I had a flash of inspiration the other day and wrote like five pages in my notebook, then finished typing Chapter Four and started Chapter Five. It's very funny - you know how Raven can talk to her emotions and go visit them in Nevermore and everything? Well, just to torture her uneccesarily, I had her meet her own Lust, poor girl. She was so embarrassed... It was funny though, so I forgive myself! The next part, however, will not be so funny because she gets captured by Slade and he takes her to the Joker and then Robin has to come rescue her... d'awww... *goes all gooey just thinking about it* So sweet. Aww. That's Kipin the Nearly Hopeless Romantic for you. *girlish giggle*

Interesting factoid: Our beautiful, climb-able, hacked-up maple tree in the backyard has a name! Thalassaneldrisorca, pronounced 'thal-LA-sa-nell-dris-SORE-kah' or something. I dunno. But I think I'll just call her Thalassa most of the time, to save on brain cells.

Another factoid: My mommy got me one of those li'l wooden artist's mannikins, which is cool because my perspective skills are practically nonexistent, and besides, she looks cool on my desk. I named her Rhonda, for the heck of it. Now I wanna go back to the art store and get the hand mannikin, which is just a wooden hand with lotsa joints. I need it even more that Rhonda, if that's possible... you all know how bad Kipin is at drawing handses, yess precious, very bad indeed.

Commander Kip the Kingess of Random Factoids
That was deliberate, that was deliberate!
Normal is overrated!