Saturday, October 31, 2015

Red cosplay

Happy Halloween, poor neglected blog! Man, the last month has been absolutely nuts. This is by far the toughest semester I've had so far in terms of time commitments, but I did make the time this weekend to throw together a quick costume. (Me as Red, Matt as the boxer.)









Transistor is a fantastic game. The art is beautiful, the story is super sad, the combat is unique and cool, and the soundtrack is A+. There's nothing not to like. Go play it!

- KP


Quote of the Day: "Oh yeah, witches!" "Stop sounding so excited about the witches!"

Saturday, September 26, 2015

Mass Effect lunchbreak doodles

Apparently a lot of people didn't want their receipts this summer.

Vega


Tali


Samara


Jack


EDI


Garrus


Rain Shepard


Cale Shepard


I'm watching Anna play Mass Effect 1 for the first time and it's quality entertainment for everyone.


- KP

Quote of the Day: "I'll shoot ya later."


Thursday, August 27, 2015

don't worry so much

Oh god I drew a sad. Because I will always be mad about Siri Tachi's death and I will always be mad about her not being in Clone Wars and I will always be especially mad about Satine because wtf.



She touched his cheek, and her hand fell. "Don't worry so much," she said.
Her eyes closed, and she was gone.

- Secrets of the Jedi, Jude Watson

Like excuse me, of all the deaths in the extended Star Wars universe, not a single other one hit me as hard as this one. Let me tell you why. Obi-Wan and Siri were friends all through their teenage years, ever since Obi-Wan returned to the Order after briefly leaving it for a "good cause" he got caught up in during a mission. She was disappointed in his "lack of commitment" and let him know it, and he worked hard to re-earn her approval. When they were in their last years of being Padawans together, they discovered that they felt something other than friendship for each other, but before the relationship could really go anywhere, Yoda and Qui-Gon reminded Obi-Wan of the Jedi Code and their stance on attachment. He and Siri agreed, painfully but resolutely, to think of each other as nothing more than comrades from that point forward. And they did so for many years, eventually going on missions together again and never reminding each other what they could have had. Even when Siri pretended to leave the Order to go undercover and take down a pirate gang, Obi-Wan kept a lid on his feelings. Their Padawans, Anakin and Ferus Olin, never got along well but knew their Masters shared a deep bond, the nature of which was not completely clear.

And then, during the Clone Wars, Siri was killed by a combination of blasterfire and a shuttle crash while taking down a bounty hunter. Obi-Wan, having come perilously close to the dark side as he stood over her killer, later reflects that while he mourns her loss deeply, he would never have been able to cope with losing her had the Jedi not forced them to separate all those years earlier, forced him to learn how to let her go.

You see why I'm upset.

Sads aside, I am chugging through Dragon Age: Origins and have the humans and elves on my side now, which I think means I'm... halfway through the game? It's a long game. But I love it.

- KP


Quote of the Day: *looking at the Urn of Sacred Ashes* "Nice vase. I should get one for my house."

Monday, August 24, 2015

some naughty Star Wars DnD for you

I like to imagine that if they ever got walked in on (and I'm sure it's happened, nobody knows the meaning of privacy on this darn ship), Hip would be the indignant unapologetic one and Leth would be the one who got all flustered.


Colored it just for fun.


I can't wait to get this campaign going again, Josh asked us for all our backstories so he could work them into the plot and it's gonna be tragic and great.

- KP


Quote of the Day: "Kill it with kindness. Or if that fails, kill it with sharp sticks and knives."


Friday, August 21, 2015

introducing... Cale Shepard

My new boy! And I think I managed to make a male Shepard that wasn't hideous!


He's so gay for Kaidan already and it's causing me a dilemma because I want to save Ashley for once but then this Shep can't romance Kaidan in ME3, which he really wants to do. And yes I know there are plenty of excellent straight romances available to me here, but honestly Shep wants what Shep wants and who am I to say any different. See now, if Tali, Miranda, or Jack (for god's sake) were bi, I would have started this playthrough with a female Shep and Ashley could have lived, but noo. I just do not want to play through the entirety of all three games trying to think like a straight male. Just not my idea of a fun time.

Also I still need to call Microsoft and see if I can get my saves and dlc back. I really, really hope I haven't lost Rain Shepard forever. My poor child.

- KP


Quote of the Day: "If someone tells me, 'I'm a dog person,' I say 'Well I'm a lizard person' and then I peel off my face."


Wednesday, August 12, 2015

whatever happens, I'll remember this

I've literally been meaning to draw this scene for like ten years no joke.


Something broke free inside him. He felt filled up with this feeling, even though he couldn't name it. He couldn't dare to name it. Yet it was suddenly more real than anything in his life. More real than the danger they were in. More real than the Jedi.

"Siri..."

Her voice was a whisper. "I feel it, too."

Secrets of the Jedi, Jude Watson

Because what better time to realize you love someone when you're trapped together on a ship that's rigged to explode when it drops out of hyperspace, right? Good lord, it's been so many years since I read the Jedi Apprentice books and I still have so many feelings...

- KP


Quote of the Day: "I will not follow an idiot! Draw steel, Warden!" *we fight* *Sten approves +2*


Tuesday, August 11, 2015

the bastard and the viper

I keep finding drawings of Erik and Suvoi that I've given up on and abandoned partway through. 





You will probably be getting more Mass Effect next because I got my own Xbox and started a new Shep, woo! I do hope I can figure out how to retrieve my old data though because I will miss poor GingerShep terribly if I can't get her back,. *tear*

- KP


Quote of the Day: "Commander, they have flashlights for heads."


Monday, August 10, 2015

Dustwalker

I wrote a thing! Holy balls. I actually wrote it quite a while ago and then forgot about it, but I was cleaning out my computer today, found it by accident, did a couple quick edits, and decided it was good enough to post.

“Well, folks,” says Rosie, slinging her pack over her shoulder, rattling the fresh shells in their cardboard box, “hinges fixed up good as new. Thanks for everything. Probably won’t be seeing you around, but you got enough water for a while yet, you’ll be fine. Keep an eye on that head wound.”

            “You be careful now,” the husband calls from the back room. His voice is thin with pain, dry with dust.

            Rosie tips her wide-brimmed hat, though she knows the couple in the back bedroom can’t see her, and reaches for the doorknob.

            From outside, something slams into the door. The sun-blistered boards, warped by the Arizona heat, crack like gunpowder.

            “Aw, you’re kidding me,” says Rosie, bolting the door shut.

            A leathery dried hand punches through the wood just to the left of Rosie’s head.

            In a series of movements smooth from repeated practice, Rosie takes a step back, swings her rifle up against her shoulder, sights down the barrel for an instant and fires.

            A howl from outside. The hand retracts abruptly.

            “Goddammit, Jerky, I just went and fixed this door!” Rosie yells. To be fair, she’s the one who kicked it down to begin with, but she fixed it up good after, so that’s all fine.

            There’s a bit of shuffling on the other side of the door. A stray beam of late afternoon sunlight slants in through the jagged hole in the boards. The light cuts into segments as more of them – how many more, Rosie can’t say – pass back and forth between the sun and the hole. In the back bedroom, the Japanese woman is sobbing quietly. Glass shatters. The woman’s sobs spike into screams.

            “Get in here, both of you!” Rosie calls without taking her eyes off the hole in the door. Funny how that late golden sun can still remind her of drinking sweet tea on the porch with her husband at a time like this. Maybe it’s his jacket, too, that calls up the memory. It’s big on her, the sleeves almost covering her fingertips unless she rolls them up, but the cracked tan leather is shiny with age and infused with the musk of his favorite tobacco. He’d have one of those fat cigars dangling from his lips in the late afternoon, the smoke shot through with gold as it ringed his head. She’d hated that smell, partly because it was vile, partly because she knew those damn cigars were killing him. But the smell is comfortable to her in its familiarity.

            Thank the Lord the cancer got him before the leathers came.

            The young couple stumbles into the front room, supporting each other. The husband cradles his bandaged head with one hand and rubs his wife’s shoulder with the other, trying to quiet her. She’s crying breathlessly, thick dark hair clinging to her wet cheeks, gasping over and over in lilting English, “We going to die, we going to die, we going to die…” over the sound of more breaking glass in the other room.

            “Jesus Christ,” mutters the husband, sinking into a chair at the kitchen table.

            Rosie lines up another shot and squeezes the trigger just before a shadow blocks that lonely beam of sun. A short, rage-distorted cry. “Reload this,” she says, tossing the rifle to the bewildered woman, who fumbles and drops it. Rosie strides past her and hauls the man upright by the arm. “Help me with the table. Lean it right up against the doorway – come on – and brace it with the chairs – come on!”

            He’s backing away, holding his sobbing wife, watching Rosie get a shoulder under the heavy kitchen table and wrestle it up on end. “Don’t bother,” he says, toneless, staring.

            She glances back at him, exasperated. “The hell d’you mean, don’t bother?”

“They’re coming in. There’s no stopping them.”

She sees another hand worming in through the hole in the front door. “Then reload my gun.” She can’t fortify this room on her own, not fast enough to save them. If they can just get both doors solidly blocked, they stand a chance. She starts shoving chairs against the table, but they’re spindly and don’t weigh much and the table still wants to lean inward. Someone’s gonna have to hold it.

“There’s no point,” says the husband quietly.

Rosie whirls on him, seizes him by the upper arm, and thrusts him bodily against the table, his back hitting the wood. She’s a good head and a half shorter than him, but he’s weak. Starving. “Goddammit, man, shut your mouth! You’re scaring the missus. Now make yourself useful and hold that table steady.”

The woman’s trembling and weeping in the center of the room, hugging herself, the empty rifle at her feet. Rosie sweeps it up, jams fresh shells into it from the cardboard box. “What is y’all’s problem?” she says, disgusted. These people are young and strong. They should be the optimistic ones in this situation. They have a hell of a lot of living to do. Here she is, a stumpy old lady in her late sixties, the dark skin of her face lined deeply with sun creases around the eyes and mouth, hair gone white and frizzy, pink palms rough with farm callouses. Her friends her age are all moving in with their kids or being shipped off to retirement homes. And here she is, tromping around the valley, apparently the only person with enough balls to beat off the leathers. She fires twice through the hole in the door, reloads, moving automatically around the crying woman in the middle of the room.

Here she is, trying to save lives because these are lives that can be saved.

She’d walked into the hospital in broad daylight with the rifle tucked under her husband’s duster. The dispassionate metal was a long bar of cold that chilled her through her clothes. She made it halfway down the cancer ward before an orderly noticed the gun barrel poking out the bottom of her coat and called security. They tackled her right outside her husband’s room. “Can’t you see he’s suffering?” she’d bellowed, swinging the rifle butt blindly and with such ferocity that they two burly security guards had been forced to duck out of the way. “Can’t you see he’s ready to go to the Lord?” She’d imagined she could hear him calling out for her from inside the sterile gray room – Rosie, save me, Rosie, set me free, it hurts, I can’t breathe, Rosie, I want to go home – and it made her furious. How dare they stop her from ending his pain? He’d asked her to. He was ready. He’d suffered enough.

In the end, it didn’t matter because he died later that night while she was in jail. The hospital called the warden, who sent the tiny town jail’s only guard down the short hallway to tell her, through the bars of her cell, that her husband had passed away about half an hour before. She’d said nothing, only rolled over on her creaky narrow cot to face the weeping cement wall.

Another hand claws its way through the widening hole in the door. Rosie slings her rifle strap over her shoulder, reaches out, grips the grasping hand above and below the wrist. She twists, quickly and hard. The wrist snaps. She lets it dangle by the tendons. “Well, if y’all ain’t planning on helping, at least shut the door behind me. And seal it up from inside. Block that hole with something. Bye now.”

“They’ll kill you,” the husband says flatly. “They’ll kill us all.”

She heaves back the bolt and flings the door wide, yanking the creature with its arm still stuck through the hole into the waiting butt of her rifle. She smashes its skull against the doorframe three or four times, until the weathered wood is stained gray with old brain matter, then kicks the twitching corpse down the porch steps. Steps outside. Glances over her shoulder. Neither of the young couple have moved, the man still slumped in his chair, the woman hugging herself in the middle of the room. With an irritated sigh, Rosie shuts the door firmly behind her.

She makes it almost to the front gate, striding through the fine shifting dust, blasting two more leathers on her way, before a shaky voice cries after her, “Wait!”

Rosie turns, one hand on the gate latch. The young woman hurries down the steps, clutching a broad kitchen knife in her white-knuckled fist, and skirts around the two half-decayed bodies in the yard. “I come with you. My husband, he not protect me.” Her cheeks are still wet, but her mouth is set and determined. Dust clings to her eyelashes.

Studying the woman’s face, Rosie hitches her pack higher and unlatches the gate. It swings open with the shriek of rusted metal, carving a quarter circle into the loose dust on the ground. “What’s your name, honey?”

A hoarse scream from inside the house. Wood shattering.

 The woman’s voice is firm even as her lip trembles. “Aiko.”

 “Well, Aiko,” Rosie says, leading her out of the yard. “I can teach you how to survive, but I can’t hold the knife for you, understand? You’re the one protecting you now.”

She nods, once, with a little affirmative noise. “Hm.”

Rosie tugs her bandanna up around her nose and mouth, partly to block the blowing grit, partly to hide her smile.

- KP


Quote of the Day: "If the foot goes, it goes. There are more important things than an old man's feet."

Wednesday, August 5, 2015

Animals (Maroon 5) - Mass Effect

This KP-draws-to-the-radio turned out kinda dirty. Whoops (not whoops).


Baby, I'm preying on you tonight
Hunt you down eat you alive
Just like animals, animals, like animals

Maybe you think that you can hide
I can smell your scent from miles
Just like animals, animals, like animals

So what you trying to do to me
It's like we can't stop we're enemies
But we get along when I'm inside you

Holy wow I am invested in this ship.

- KP


Quote of the Day: "Where's your scary boyfriend?" "Off doing scary boyfriend things."


Tuesday, July 28, 2015

space dads and biotic catfights

Holy cow, I said I was going to draw something and then I actually drew it! Amazing! Cortez and Vega with their adopted war orphans during the rebuilding of Earth. Being dads.


Also this quick sketch got out of hand. Angry Miranda backing Jack up against a wall and threatening to smash her face in, Jack expecting an underhanded knee to the gut...


... well, wasn't quite prepared for that...


... oh wait -


And then they do a sex against the wall of the hold. The end.

Stuff's kind of weird around here right now with the whole divorce mess, but I will say that we did finish season 2 of The 100 and there were indeed gays, although much less than I was expecting considering how much Tumblr was freaking out about it, but it was still a good time. Also, Matt reminded me that I could turn the difficulty down on Dragon Age: Origins whenever so I did and I finally made it out of Redcliffe Castle, praise the Maker. I might actually finish this game before I die. Oh oh and also, I bought the trilogy of Mass Effect novels the other day and I'm most of the way through the second one now. What delightful trash honestly.

- KP


Quote of the Day: "A putrid half-eaten hare is not something a woman wants to find in her unmentionables."

Saturday, July 25, 2015

Thing of the Day: my Etsy shop is open!

I finally buckled down and took pictures of all the jewelry I've made over the past several years. Today's thing is... dun da dunnn... my newly opened Etsy shop. Take a look!

The Faerie Outpost

I'll keep adding stuff as I finish it. Share the link with your friends! Woo!

- KP


Quote of the Day: "I am a biotic god! I think things... and they happen!"

Sunday, July 12, 2015

Videos for Anna: masterpost

I'll add each new one as it appears on Youtube!










- KP


Quote of the Day: "So if it catches you, does it eat you?" "No, it kills you."

Friday, July 10, 2015

so, Dragon Age

Not sure how I forgot to post all of these. Probably had something to do with the fact that I post my art to no less than three separate places on the internet and sometimes stuff slips through the cracks. Anway, here's more Dragon Age. 

Enna and her duster bro, Leske. I went with the dwarf commoner origin story just for the heck of it, and boy was it a wild ride. (SPOILERS) You start out as an indentured mercenary who's forced to work for this gross pimp because he has your sister, and he makes you and your buddy Leske break into this sacred dwarf tournament that only nobles can fight in, and you have to take the place of one of them and fight in his stead because shady betting and stuff. But of course they discover your treachery and you're gonna get the axe for "polluting" the holy tournament but the kind Warden Duncan saves you and asks you to come be a Warden with him. Well, obviously Enna was like "dude hell yeah let's get out of this trash heap" and waltzed off without so much as a tear for her sister... although I guess we did kill that pimp anyway so she was free to go.


But anyway. She's got better armor now than she did when I drew these, but you get the idea.


I wish the character creator gave you the option of kinky curls, but since it's pretty limited, I'll just have to pretend.


Ohhh my god, so, Morrigan. I didn't originally intend to make a gay Warden, but I tell you, when Enna first laid eyes on Morrigan, that was it, that was the end, it was too late. And the real pity is that Morrigan is not romanceable by a female Warden. Seriously? There are so many bi characters in this franchise and Enna manages to immediately fall for a straight girl. Good job, kid.


To be fair, Morrigan is voiced by Claudia Black, my all-time biggest actress crush (she also did a minor character's voice in Mass Effect 3), and she truly has one of the most attractive voices I've ever heard. And in this game, she's snarky as all hell and isn't afraid to voice her opinions on just about anything, regardless of who she might be offending. I love her. Also, that's her honest-to-god outfit in the game and she is heinously attractive. (Oh my god and when Leiliana was talking about putting her in a red velvet dress, I was like 0.p)


Oh yeah, and (MORE SPOILERS) I was pissed that we lost Duncan so early in the game, especially because Alistair was so messed up about it. I imagine that while he and Enna were staying at Flemeth's recuperating from the beating that ogre gave them, they talked about Duncan a lot.


I like Dragon Age so far, the characters are very engaging and it looks like the story is gonna be cool. I'm just not a huge fan of the combat. I feel like I have to micromanage everyone on my team all the time or they wander off and get themselves killed. Maybe I'll get the hang of it as I keep playing. Fingers crossed anyway. Right now I'm stuck in Redcliffe castle because I was stupid and didn't level everyone enough before going in there and now I'm just getting TK'd over and over by... the undead, I guess? Whatever. I just hope I don't have to load a really old save.

- KP


Quote of the Day: "Men are always willing to believe two things. One, that you are weak, and two, that you find them attractive."


tablet crazy

Well, I'm kind of proud of myself for continuing to crank out arts with this tablet, especially since I tend to be really listless and bleh in the summer and sit around on the internet and accomplish nothing, like the lazy twentysomething I am. But yeah, another young colony kid Shepard holding an unidentified farming implement and pining for space.


Also, it occurred to me today, just in passing, that since acquiring this tablet I hadn't colored a picture of Jack yet, which is criminal because her tattoos are beautiful and deserve to be rendered in color. And then I sat down and knocked this out in one sitting. Because by golly if I don't finish arts in one sitting I don't finish them ever.


Neither of these things are what I've been intending to draw for the past several days, which is Vega and Cortez with some adopted kids post-ME3. We'll see whether that actually happens or not. Maybe this weekend.

Oh, and I just realized that I never posted this James doodle:


Or the finished version of the Garrus Down comic page:


Orrrr a whole stack of Dragon Ages stuff that I will save for another post, since there's a lot of it and I need to yell about that separately.

Only three more episodes of The 100 and then we have to wait for the new stuff just like everybody else. Sucks.

- KP


Quote of the day: "So yeah, my secret weakness is trashy space operas. What's yours?" *guilty face* "Slice of life comics."


Thursday, July 9, 2015

so, real life for a sec

Check it out, I'm putting more crap on the walls in my room. Because I can. Also, I hung that star lantern from Italy myself with an electric drill and everything and did not injure myself or set anything on fire.


And it looks great. So there.


I think this wall is going to be my travel wall, where I put up stuff from my globetrotting adventures during college. And dude, video games totally count as travel. Especially games that take you to other galaxies thanks very much.


Also, and completely unrelated, I'm still figuring out new ways to wear my hair when it's this short. My hair doesn't like to slick back from my forehead on its own, so today I coerced it.


So there's a small slice of life for you. In other news, my mom and I got ourselves seriously hooked on The 100 and we're almost through the second season. It's so intense man. And I'm still waiting for gays. I was told there would be gays.

- KP


Quote of the Day: "You may be the Chancellor, but I'm in charge."

Wednesday, July 1, 2015

Rather Be (Clean Bandit ft. Jess Glynne) - Welcome to Night Vale

I have another KP-draws-to-the-radio for you! I like how this turned out.


If you gave me a chance I would take it
It's a shot in the dark but I'll make it
Know with all of your heart, you can't shame me
When I am with you, there's no place I'd rather be

When I drew this, Cecil and Carlos were still doing long distance and had been for about a year, so I decided this song was a good fit (and a good way to emotionally injure my boyfriend, you're welcome Matt).

- KP


Quote of the Day: "I don't even know where to begin cleaning up all this blood!" "Nnnff..." "I'm sorry, did you say something?" "Nnnnope, I just... like your story."

Monday, June 29, 2015

Night Vale is eating my life

And you know what's really interesting about the Night Vale fandom, especially the artists, is that there are these magically established headcanons that one person puts out there and then everyone else is like "dude that's a great idea" and spreads it like wildfire. For example, I do not recall Cecil ever mentioning in the podcast that he has tattoo sleeves on both arms, but you rarely see him drawn without them. It's like the Night Vale fandom has a collective consciousness. Also the glowing third eye on his forehead. Pretty sure not mentioned in canon material. See it everywhere anyway.


Also, I love how we all decided Cecil looks so dapper and wears waistcoats all the time and then whenever he talks about his clothes in the podcast he's casually wearing the craziest things. Must draw more fashion disaster Cecil.


Also, for the wide variety of Cecils people draw (in terms of clothing, hair color and style, ethnicity/skin color, and the extent of his tattoos), there's comparatively little variation in everyone's Carlos designs. He tends to be just cute and middle-aged and brown with curly hair and a lab coat.


I had to draw this scene while listening to Old Oak Doors part B because it was just too epic and I couldn't really scream about it on the plane to China.


And then all the ouchy happened and I drew it because apparently I like hurting myself. I frickin hate long distance. Mine or other people's.


I can basically guarantee you'll be seeing more Night Vale from me. Because I'm sad gay trash.

Except not so sad at the moment because 50 STATES OF GAY THAT'S RIGHT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

- KP


Quote of the Day: "My novel's gonna be about lesbian space pirates. What's yours about?" "Lesbian witches."


Tuesday, June 9, 2015

leaving for China tomorrow night!

And while I'm there, I will have basically no contact with the good old USA, and not much in the way of Internet. So have some stuff before I go.

Babby farmer girl Shep, growing up in the fields of Mindoir.


And, for Anna, a very quick and messy Scully kissing Mulder's head. (I will watch this show someday, I swear.)


One of these days I really am going to finish my Italy blog, and I'll probably add pictures from China to the end of it as well.

ALSO NIGHT VALE HOLY CRAP IT'S KILLING ME.

- KP


Quote of the Day: "I'm calling for personal reasons."


Wednesday, June 3, 2015

welcome to Rannoch

You may remember a doodle I did in my notes of Tali without her envirosuit recently. Yes, no? In any case, I cleaned it up digitally and colored it for fun.



Because more alien-looking quarians are important to me and Tali'Zorah, Space Princess is also important to me.

- KP


Quote of the Day: "Today I will review The Notebook. It is the only DVD I own, and I have never watched it."